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March 29, 2018

Falcon Heavy Rocket Rocks the Rock Industry

These are the voyages of the Starship Falcon Heavy, whose mission: To boldly go where no roadster (or dummy) has ever gone before. The world’s first act of interplanetary Grand Theft Auto occurred February 6, 2018, when a Tesla Roadster owned by Elon Musk was boosted into orbit by a space suit wearing dummy who reportedly goes by the alias “Starman”. Witnesses reported hearing the suspect play David Bowie’s ‘Life on Mars?’ before crossing into the silent vacuum of space, […]